do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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