I need help removing her.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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