she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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