Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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