found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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