He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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