i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So vagazzling was a success
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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