if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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