Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
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pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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