Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I want to make a zoo with you.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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