Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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