I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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