oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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