Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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