so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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