Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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