I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
is that a dick in a sweater?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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