batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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