He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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