yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize