woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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