This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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