haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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