you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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