Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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