I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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