From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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