Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
