around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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