I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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