Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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