I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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