I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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