there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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