Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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