i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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