every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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