I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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