My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i believe in u and ur pee
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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