walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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