This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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