I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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