What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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