That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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