We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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