Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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