You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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