As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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