Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You may now shotgun with the bride
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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