dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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