so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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