normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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